huge shout out to this little kid for writing my favorite poem
The agony of thinking you’re finished doing the dishes only to turn around and to your horror: the pot.
if you are a game designer and you force me to kill wolves AND you have them make sad puppy noises I'm killing you
see this never happens in spider solitaire for windows
Think again
regular doctors will be like "idk i think you might be stupid" & then specialists will be like "idk i think your doctor might be stupid"
ugh. forget everything i’ve ever said. unless you thought it was smart or funny in which case remember it forever
i hate viruses so fucking much. literally getting attacked by a fucking shape. a concept. consumes no energy. responds to no stimuli. its only existence is to fuck with you. like fuck offf
prev's tags are too good not to save
You show a cat something and they're like sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff ooooh I understand now. Don't care